But suddenly this long-time lunchbox standard is about to
become a fading memory only. Hostess, the maker of Twinkies (and Ding-Dongs and
Hostess Cupcakes, and other high preservative bakery treats) has gone under—the
victim of a combination poor economy overall for too many years and outrageous
demands for employees by their labor unions. The labor demands could not be
met; the unions refused a reasonable pay cut to protect jobs. So the result is
the total loss of 18,500 jobs. Another example of labor unions doing what’s
best for employees (seriously, they would describe it that way).
Dipped Twinkies and Ding Dongs in a chocolate shop on Cannery Row; We asked how long they could provide these, and they said only until the ones they have on hand are gone |
So the question comes up—and I’m not making this up—about whether the federal
government should step in and “bail out” the troubled bakery company. After
all, isn’t Hostess too big to fail? Isn’t the public’s need for Twinkies, from
the only provider, greater than any principles of economics? And, most
important, shouldn’t the government back up union workers whenever it must?
This must be the liberal position, right?
Except that, pretty much simultaneously the First Lady is
crusading for the federal government to gain greater control over school
lunches. Not only should sweet bakery treats with creamy fillings be
banned from school lunch menus and campus vending machines, in some areas school
officials monitor foods sent from home. A cupcake (or, Fed forbid, a Twinkie)
instead of an apple might be a big no-no, and could be confiscated, with a
disciplinary note sent home to the bad parent.
So, in liberal world, there should be cheers for the demise
of an evil corporation offering foods that could lead to childhood obesity. But…the
way liberal world is supposed to happen is, because of the federal government’s
positive influence on our food choices, the public would then pressure the
company to discontinue the evil food production and turn toward making
delectable veggie burgers, if they plan to continue their existence at all—which
they are pretty much required to do, because their purpose is to provide
employment, right?
Twinkie memorial found on Facebook |
But that isn’t what’s happening. Demand for fattening bakery
snacks at low prices is still fairly high—at least judging by the series of
memorials I’ve seen on Facebook. Plus, the loss of those union jobs is bad
optics in a campaign (oh, wait, the campaign is over—except that among
liberals, the campaign is never over).
What is a liberal to do?
May we humbly suggest the full big government assault on all
fronts: insisting on federal government bailout and production of a product
simply to preserve union jobs—while simultaneously outlawing the product in
school or in places where anyone under 18 is allowed to make purchases, while
making sure the media tells this story in some relatively surreal way. Yes,
that would do it.
Because the free market alternative is totally unacceptable:
high demand for this particular product could lead some new enterprise to buy
up the company’s assets and begin producing the product elsewhere—maybe even with
the same name and packaging—but without the restraints of overpriced union
labor. And the product might become even more available as a result. And this is why many of us prefer living in free market world instead of liberal-controlled world.
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