There’s a comedy video I saw once where a guy has some rather clever responses to telemarketers, which waste their time and thereby get them to discontinue calling. But most important is that the responses are clever.
When I heard about Biden’s plan to send US government
workers door-to-door to persuade people to get the vaccine, I thought it might
be a good idea to prepare a clever door answering approach. Other people have
been coming up with some possibilities.
There’s this one, posted on my friend Alan Vera's FB wall with the caption, "Day 1 of the door-to-door white house vaccination canvass!!"
from Alan Vera's Facebook wall |
And this one, posted by my friend Mark Ramsey, who said it was on a friend's door when they went to visit and gave them a good laugh:
from Mark Ramsey's Facebook wall |
And this funny’s guy’s short video of a door-to-door team's supervisor advice:
screenshot from video shared on Facebook by friend Tina Riddle |
And I liked this cartoon by Lisa Benson, from Saturday, July 10, 2021:
What about things to say? I’m probably not the best source
for clever/funny answers. But I am thinking about it. There’s a claim by the
government that they do not have and maintain a database of who has received
the shots. But they fail to clearly say that they will not access such a
database made available to them. So maybe there’s a way to challenge that.
The people come to your door and give their persuasive spiel.
And you say:
Now, why in the world would the database show me as still needing the vaccine?
It’s likely that the people at your door know very little
beyond the script given to them. And they go where they’re told. So, do they
know whether there’s a database? I don’t know. If they’re going to targeted
houses, rather than every residence, then they should know there’s a database
being used. If they answer with, “OK, I’ll make sure that information get’s
reported,” you can say, “So you’re verifying that I am in a database?” and they’re
stuck. Or if you say, “You do that,” you’ve gotten the database to mark you as
vaccinated without your actually saying anything definitively stating that you
are.
Another door approach is the overly friendly religious
welcome. No matter what they say, fail to address their question about your
vaccination, but ask them, “So, do you go to church? Are you interested in some
reading materials about my church?” And engage them as long as they’re willing—because,
if you’re like me, that’s a conversation you really would enjoy. If they’re not
interested in anything but a vaccine conversation, you’ll know that pretty
quickly, because they’ll excuse themselves.
If they are wearing masks, ask, “So you haven’t been
vaccinated yet?” They likely will say they have been, because it’s probably
required for the job. Ask, “Then why are you wearing a mask? Outside? Social
distanced? What’s the point of getting a vaccine if it doesn’t even help?” You’ll
get a long spiel for asking that question, though.
You could respond to that with a portfolio of data you’ve
put together to neutralize each point they might bring up. These might include:
·
“We’ve never before been pressured to risk a
medical intervention on ourselves for the sake of the rest of society rather
than for ourselves.”
·
“The disease is very low risk for anyone under
65—and miniscule for anyone under 40, and is highly treatable with low-cost,
safe medicines. A reaction to the vaccine is more likely in the young—and not easily
treatable.”
·
“Regardless of what you say about the safety and
efficacy of this vaccine,’ you don’t have me sign an actual 15-page
experimental release form that spells out the risks I’m taking; you pressure me
to sign away my rights to indemnify the producers, so if something happens to
me, they’ll be protected—but I won’t.”
·
“Here are the VAERS reports, as of today. No
other medical intervention with that kind of track record has ever been left on
the market—but you’re going door-to-door to peddle it. Why should I believe you
instead of the data?”
· “The data shows that the pandemic spread is over. The Houston Chronicle just stopped providing the daily “Coronavirus at a Glance,” because there’s no longer a public need for easy access to that data. We seem to have gotten through it with the number of people who have had the disease and those who’ve already been vaccinated—so we don’t really have a need for anyone else to get vaccinated.”
My puppy, at 7 months. Her nickname is Destroyer of Worlds. |
What is worrisome is that we have a government that thinks
it’s a wise use of our tax dollars to track us down and pressure us to get an
injection of what is an experimental drug—with multiple side-effect risks—and pushing
it on low-risk individuals (young people) and no-risk individuals (people who
have natural immunity from having the disease).
One thing is certain: they’re not doing this campaign
because of concern for my health. They have a real reason, and it’s not good. I'm gathering more details on that, but I’ll save them for another day.
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